Ellie usually looks at something in her lap while I’m combing her hair thus rendering her a version of Cousin It. I thought I was combing the side when I callously poked her in the eye.

Ellie: OW! MOM! Why did you do that?
Me: Sorry honey, I didn’t see your eye there.
Ellie: Well that doesn’t even make sense! My eye is always in the same spot!