You Could Eat off of Her Feet. I Wouldn’t. But You Could.
We may have a replacement perseveration. Is perseveration a word? I can’t be bothered with googling. You know how exhausting that can be. Opening a new window tab, typing, scrolling, blah and blah blah.
Back to perseveration. If it takes the place of the ever-exalted tank tops that preceded (I can’t even be bothered to relink to the thirty seven tank top posts as a reference. Take my word for it. I thought it would never end.), I would be willing to walk on my hands. For the rest of my days. Ellie has taken to showering. All by herself. It’s awesome. She takes two, sometimes three showers a day. AND, she tells everyone else about it. So, it’s a double-bonus whammy, if you will. The cashier at Target gets to listen to the 7-part lecture series on showering while I can kinda zone out, PLUS Ellie’s initiating conversations! I could care less if she scripts or lectures, she initiates conversations. With other people. Often times with some eye contact. I refuse to look further down the path to see when this might become problematic. At the moment, she smells like strawberries and I don’t have to answer questions about tank tops. SCHAWING.

Friday, 27. April 2012 14:17
As long as she’s not telling the cashier at Target about keeping her lady bits clean you have a winner. I don’t care what the water bill is. I’d take it and run.
Saturday, 28. April 2012 3:15
Thank you, Kara, thank you. I’m glad I’m not the only one who just lets it go. Okay he’s scripting from Batman to the grocery re-stocker, maybe I can pick a freakin’ gluten and everything else Free cereal in peace. I might need a cocktail.
Monday, 30. April 2012 20:25
Has she combined the two yet? Cuz, I’m waiting for the next tank top update ya know…
Thursday, 3. May 2012 17:34
Showering is good!!! Oversharing, bad!
At least you’re off the tank top merry-go-round for a while. Until the next obsession starts.
We live between obsessions, fun, huh?