Cat Reconstruction

So, after a week with our beloved new pet, Mabel, Ellie has informed me that if SHE were a cat, she would look a bit different. Here is the list. In order of importance. And I quote.

I would NOT have ear folds. They look like they hurt.

I would NOT have a tube underneath my tail where stuff comes out.

I would NOT have talons.

I would NOT have bitey teeth.

I can’t argue with reason.

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Author:karacter
Date: Saturday, 10. September 2011 2:00
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3 comments

  1. Grace
    Saturday, 10. September 2011 3:25
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    Cat butt stickers??? OMG, I am getting me some of those like yesterday, and I will use them to seal all of my bills before I mail them. Genius!

  2. Karen V.
    Sunday, 11. September 2011 1:34
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    Nothing like a cat butt hole to make my weekend!!

  3. Cari
    Monday, 12. September 2011 15:44
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    Agree, the cat-ass stickers are pure genius! Also putting the words, bitey-teeth, into my regular vocabulary.